Let’s get one thing straight ...u can't buy yer way in ‘ere; this gaff’s free to use. The moment you expect special treatment ‘cos you made a donation, ur deleted ...end of. You ‘aint paying to use this site ...ur paying to find the password. We don’t care what u do with it ...tattoo it on yer butt, if ya like.
We owe u nuffink. If yer a nob, u'll get deleted ...just like anyone else. Ur password don’t guarantee never-ending memberness. If u don’t wanna risk it ...don’t fukkin’ risk it. No refunds. It’s really, fukkin’ simple.
Yay!!! Type that supa-secret password in the box below, to go to the new member application form. You’ll need a photo of yerself in order to join.
This Week's Password : Please note: this password was given for your personal use only, please don't give it to any nobs. Keep this site special, eh?
| I hereby do declare, and solemnly swear, that I won't act like a prick, I'm not a judgemental fool, I believe in racial and sexual equality, I'm not a pedo, I've not lied about my age, I'm not a spammer, I won't nick anyone's pics, I will never refer to faceparty as a "social network"*, I will never call Faceparty "Facebook" by mistake, I will try my hardest not to moan all the time, I'm not a cam whore (nor a faker), I will perform at least one practical joke every 38 days... and most importantly, I genuinely value love before money (at least when I'm on 'ere, anyway). Amen. |
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| I acknowledge that Faceparty was the world's first online community - that it's still here (if not a little ruff around the edges) and still hasn't sold out despite offers of kazillions, ‘cos it's far more important that there's at least one place where we can all let our hair down and truly be ourselves ...and not just another digit on some noob’s bank statement. |
Go on, give us a big hug, and get ur fat ass in here...
Welcome aboard! ...you're in for one hell of a ride ;)
* Faceparty is a community, which is the absolute opposite of a Social Network. There'll be no social climbing here ...we're all equally rubbish and we certainly don't give a f*ck about what you do for a living, nor rate you by how many 'linked friends' you've clicked, so leave any ideas of 'networking' at the door - we're only interested in your big heart, participation and personality ...and if you don’t feel you've got one of those, u’ll soon get one :P
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